Really liked Spike Milligan,probably his humour is\'nt politically correct these days,suppose like most of 60,70,80 comedians.
Quotes.
Money can\'t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can\'t make me happy
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Education isn\'t everything, for a start it isn\'t an elephant
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe\'s singing until somebody told me that it wasn\'t a joke.
[Edited on 27/3/2005 by alan.f]