Your all a load of Tossers !!!!!

[Ell]

Aye, we ran out of photons and had to turn back, I got out on Sirius II for a piss and the pressure shrunk me body up and me watch fell off. (It had a euro taped to the back of it) Fishing\'s shite up there, The Venusians have pair trawled the Sea of Tranquilty. Phasers on stun!!!

 

[mark]

lawks a lordy, Ell, dunno about venusians but them klingons are a bugger.

always fancied a trip to lesbos mesell like.

anyone remember the game from the early pc days \"leather godesses of lesbos (or was it phobos)\"

I suppose one insiginificant moon is the same as another, just time for another quick tumper before bed (wor lass can hear the rustle of fag papers from 500yds)

[Edited on 27/12/2004 by mark]

 

[Ell]

The moon\'s upside down in South africa.

 

[mark]

not if you stand on your head

 

[mark]

and if you are Janette Kranky its even further away as well

 

[Ell]

ROTFLMFAO Sparky!

 

[mark]

and if you are Janette Kranky its even further away as well

actually thats not strictly true (unless she has a very verysmall head) cos if she was stood on here head it would be the same as for the rest of us, its when she\'s the right way up she suffers from einsteins lunar disadvantage anomoly

I\'m alright tho, cos my legs are made out of trees

 

[Ell]

behave!

 

[willywetegg]

I will post this on here as it is as sensible as any other post on here at the minute lol.
I have recieved a lot of PMs and e-mails on this subject and I would like to thank you all for your kind words.
I did not think I would ever post on here again but here I am. I have made a lot of good friends on here and would like to keep in touch with them. I will say though if there is ever another post like that I will not say another word on this forum.
The messages that I have recieved have come from both sides and I must say they have all made a lot of sense. A lot of things have been completely missed. I am not going to drag them up again as I would like this to be the end of it.
As far as I am concerned this is my last post on the matter.
As for the other lads it is entirely up to them whether they come back or not.

Jim.

 

[mark]

glad to hear it, \'nuff said

 

[willywetegg]

Sorry Norman I meant to say I don\'t think it really is a dodgy thread. Not after I posted \"24 lb Cod off Blyth beach\" lol. That thread didn\'t do too badly either mate.

Jim.

 

[willywetegg]

Besides that, as you can all see I have had a very bad hair night lol.

Jim.

 

[mark]

I\'d sue the surgeaon if I were you jim!

 

[willywetegg]

Sue him ??? was thinking about s******g him. Wish I knew what was happening here. Was thinking about moving to Houghton, WHY lol.

Jim.

 

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Glad to see ya back Jim ,although you\'ve gotten a little uglier since I last saw your picture!

 

[Norman]

Oh well at least we seem to be back to normality again by the looks of this thread .....

 

[jonny_mc]

am here aswell now gag!

 

[jonny_mc]

norman it is S-E-N-SE or is it C-E-N-C-E? i cant remember .....wait there i will have a look in the NESA dictionary.

 

[gag1]

Hello jonny me old mate, hows it gannin son, and a very warm welcome back to Jim. The las are reet though Jim, that must have been one hell of an overdose of ugly pills !!!!!!!!!!!

cheers.
george

 

[boblydon]

probally like most of you i read the topic title and thought here we go again, then checked to see who started it....lo and behold it was norman, excellent title to a thread, it worked, got every ones attention alright.......well done mate !!!!