Time of night

my dear old dad, who's about to shuffle off this mortal coil anyday now, had some cracking advice on the subject of the other gender when I was growing up, 2 of my faves were "son, when they get to 40 trade them in for 2 20 year olds" (he was 41 when he married my ma' - she was 17)

and

"there's only one way to keep a geordie lass in her place - well ****ed and poorly shod"
 
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