ok lads what would or have you done while fishing a pier and then the arse starts to say shit i need a crap is it strait down with the gear arse over the pier and let loose with ppl watching or do you pack the gear up and be a gent walk the half mile to the bog be honest im very picky where i take a shit are you ?????
the trots
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Think the simple answer would be get a colostomy bag fitted it will save the hassle of having to pack up fishing and missing that all important fish Or another option would be to wear some Kangas for incontenant people. last but not least cut a hole in the top of your Seat box and turn it in to a portable Kamode. But what ever you choose dont for get to take the bog roll with you.
sless
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any time any where
when you need to go you need to go
ive dumpeed allover shields pier
on time i had a sh ite near the 1st gate,
i covered it with an old bit of newspaper
then thought nowt of it
then a bloke walks up and starts fishing with frozen runny\'s
well you know how the black stuff come off on your hands
he said ive forgot my cloth
he looks up and see\'s some newspaper and walks over
he pickes it up and wipes his hands on the newspaper
well you should have seen his face
\"the dirty bastaard he said\"
i was biting my tongue to stop meself from laffing
it was class
so if its anyone off nesa
it was mine
hahaha
when you need to go you need to go
ive dumpeed allover shields pier
on time i had a sh ite near the 1st gate,
i covered it with an old bit of newspaper
then thought nowt of it
then a bloke walks up and starts fishing with frozen runny\'s
well you know how the black stuff come off on your hands
he said ive forgot my cloth
he looks up and see\'s some newspaper and walks over
he pickes it up and wipes his hands on the newspaper
well you should have seen his face
\"the dirty bastaard he said\"
i was biting my tongue to stop meself from laffing
it was class
so if its anyone off nesa
it was mine
hahaha
sless
Moderator
i remember working away in longtown a few years ago
we were working on a bomb dump
no toilets on site
only rail sheds
well me and my mate had been in carlilse all week beer currys and pizza\'s
i needed a dump of my own so jumped down on the rail line and had a sh ite
what i didnt know was my mate had a sh ite next to mine and slyly took a photo
with my camera
well my film went in to jessups
and debra working in newcastle picked them up
as the other photo\'s were our holiday photos
she was exited walking down the street with her mate looking at them as they do and came across the photo my mate had took
well did i get a bollocking when she got in
we were working on a bomb dump
no toilets on site
only rail sheds
well me and my mate had been in carlilse all week beer currys and pizza\'s
i needed a dump of my own so jumped down on the rail line and had a sh ite
what i didnt know was my mate had a sh ite next to mine and slyly took a photo
with my camera
well my film went in to jessups
and debra working in newcastle picked them up
as the other photo\'s were our holiday photos
she was exited walking down the street with her mate looking at them as they do and came across the photo my mate had took
well did i get a bollocking when she got in
T
TC
Guest
Hoy - stop dissin\' your team captain, young\'n 
remember a few yrs back fishing next to the brigade hut on s/shields pier and had to dash round the back for a p ,saw a half packet of mussel on the deck and decided to pee all over them ,,about a hour later me mate went round the back to do his business then he came back holding the same bag of mussels and saying they smell ok to use when i stopped lol after 10 minutes i told him lmho
sless
Moderator
i remember working with my gaffer
a few years ago
i had a piss in a ducket full of rivets and poured the piss out
later on the piss must have crysalized
and when we were working on a door
he had the rivit storks in his mouth
well i couldnt do a thing for ages
i still hate the man
a few years ago
i had a piss in a ducket full of rivets and poured the piss out
later on the piss must have crysalized
and when we were working on a door
he had the rivit storks in his mouth
well i couldnt do a thing for ages
i still hate the man
