Cheers Tony, I bet you\'re due a few sickies m8, Cash em in and get yoursell out.
Try my latest, happened to be the truth as well though ....
Me to the Gaffer
\"Err I\'m going to be a bit late today\"
\"Ohh dear nothing too serious Ian\"
\"Well it\'s like this Mein Kapitan, me Monday morning trousers have shrunk in the wash and I\'ve got nowt else to wear, it\'ll take an hour to get the back up pair weshed.\"
Strange noises come from the other end of the Jellybone.
\"OK Ian\"
Thing is our lass ballsed up the washing cycle and me reserve pair came out dripping. I\'d either lost weight due to dumping the early morning cargo, or me original slacks had relaxed but I put them on and bar the odd blocked artery they were wearable. Marched into the Monday team meeting to peals of laughter. Middle management her I come.