i cant even go on laptop in peace these days

rod-the-cod

Well-known member
this says it all

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Took me about 8 days to work out what the feck was going on with see thru hamster covered in string and that :(

I take it the photo was found elsewhere wallsy, the sun only ever gets that bright around the Battle Hill / Percy main area (The houses are all made out of BacoFoil - Grand Designs etc.)

This freaking cat our lass got number one daughter keeps jumping up onto My altar and chasing the cursor around. It's too small to punish, I pluck it from in front of "The Monitor" and it goes floppy and looks at me like a baby lion on drugs. I place it gently on the floor and whisper "Haway m8 give us a break"

Cats are *******s

If it was a baby dog, it would have been firmly removed from the zone of effect, made to run a mad doggy assault course and have to sleep in a the shed for a year. And expected to salute / sit whenever you shout at it.

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me arms knacking
hahaha

i would rather cut my arm off

OMG...the extremes some people will go to ...

The good news...it does make it feel like someone else is doing it...

The bad news...

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It makes the pendulum cast very difficult if you are trying for maximun distance with anything but a specially adapted fixed spool which is only available with lottery council funding and therefore I would recomend you find an alternative late evening entertainment.

These reels were available FOC until recently when funding was with drawn.

The reason for the withdrawal of this government backed enterprise is due to falling demand as a direct result of a diminishing numbers of those who are actually prepared to amputate their own limbs as a direct result of internet abuse.

Although initially the uptake of those requiring help was very good , opposition party's have accused the government of creating a leftist policy where fewer than 15% of the disabled applicants succeded in filling in the written application form correctly and were therefore rejected even before the initial interview process.

If you feel you have been affected by any issue raised in this post there is a support group you can contact for further advice. please conatct ww.wanca.gov.org
 
Charlie,
The reason you cant buy spuggies or goldfinches is that toffs like Hughe Fergi Whipmybum. are regularly stuffing up to 13 of the poor little blighters up a hole marked exit only on larger bird species of the shrunk plastic variety.

I know this to be fact as I saw it on several programs in mid december.

Seems demand for both species is in a temporary decline however the government minister today was pleased to announce that he has contracted an analyst to investigate this down turn in the market.

Initial reports from the ministers brother in law sugest that early indications are not good for an upturn in the market, however his wife runs a company that with their marketing expertise these can reverse this disasterous trend and the nation will see an upturn in trade within the next 48 weeks.
 
Do not knock the Hugh F W - it's not his fault he looks like a Cavalier as opposed to us Roundheads.

I cried twice tonight and am about to kick off again thinking about the ****ing ****ty attitude of the Huge corporations ripping us and our farmers off and the attitude of those lads and lasses who gave it a go in Axminster.
 
... and two more animals muscling in on the computer...

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One of our rats doing some sneaky browsing

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Gromit (Border Collie pup) got bored and wanted the missus off the machine to play!
 
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