demolition time on the tyne
- Thread starter jonny_mc
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I think Shearer scored as well but they did\'nt deserve a draw,the better team won.They should have got shot of Ameobi on loan somewhere to improve him or offload him,IMO he is only there for commercial value,local lad etc etc.
I,like all football fans want my chosen team to win but derby games are difficult to predict,lets hope its not pi##ing down and Mr Shearer is left on the bench
Mike.Haley
Well-known member
Forecast for rain all weekend and roumor of Shearer out with groin strain. 
Oblickta
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A geordie, a macum and one of our ethnically challenged neighbours are in the Daddies room on the maternity ward eagerly awaiting news.
In walks the midwife and says, \"congratulations gentlemen, we have three beautiful bouncing baby boys\".
The three daddies are ecstatic and after much handshaking and congratulating the midwife adds, \"however gentlemen, there has been a slight mix up with the babies\' wristbands and we now have an identity crisis, which I\'m sure will be resolved very soon\"
Geordie sprints to the nursery and picks up the ethnically challenged baby and begins to hug it and kiss it and call it son. When the midwife arrives she says \"geordie, you\'ve obviously made a mistake so please put down the ethnically challenged baby\"
Geordie says, \"%*@# off, it\'s better than getting the macum\"
In walks the midwife and says, \"congratulations gentlemen, we have three beautiful bouncing baby boys\".
The three daddies are ecstatic and after much handshaking and congratulating the midwife adds, \"however gentlemen, there has been a slight mix up with the babies\' wristbands and we now have an identity crisis, which I\'m sure will be resolved very soon\"
Geordie sprints to the nursery and picks up the ethnically challenged baby and begins to hug it and kiss it and call it son. When the midwife arrives she says \"geordie, you\'ve obviously made a mistake so please put down the ethnically challenged baby\"
Geordie says, \"%*@# off, it\'s better than getting the macum\"
KeithB
Moderator
Well, as fishing is my main saturday pastime now, I aint got enough loyalty points, so I didn\'t waste a stamp sending my voucher in for tomorrow, I\'ll miss the old derby game smack in the gob on the way out, but at least I can watch, and even pause the live action (Thanks Rupert) in the comfort of my own humble abode. The saddo next door has given up his toon ticket (hell must of frozen over but no doubt one of the 20,000 on the waiting list has snapped it up) so we\'ll be able to scream obscenities to each other through the bricks and mortar. Most importantly, my match tins of amber nectar are chilling in the safe with the white door mounted under our kitchen bench
Only trouble is, there\'s no wine left so I\'ve had to start the game early
May the best team win...
Sheera is a tanker he wears a tankers hat, he plays for scum united he is a f............ t...............
Enjoy the game lads (& yorkie eating lasses)
Only trouble is, there\'s no wine left so I\'ve had to start the game early
May the best team win...
Sheera is a tanker he wears a tankers hat, he plays for scum united he is a f............ t...............
Enjoy the game lads (& yorkie eating lasses)
jonny_mc
Well-known member
Is there any other club in England or indeed the world who can boast of having such a distinctive shirt? Arguably there is no other club who can boast of having had so many great players playing in just the one shirt. Or a club who embrace a number such as we do with the number 9 from fans to players alike?
In world football the great duo of Pele and Maradona have made the number 10 shirt a distinctive one while at Manchester United George Best and David Beckham of late have both made the number 7 shirt a distinctive one for them. All revered numbers in world football, but none match the number 9 shirt of Newcastle United.
SHEARER!
In world football the great duo of Pele and Maradona have made the number 10 shirt a distinctive one while at Manchester United George Best and David Beckham of late have both made the number 7 shirt a distinctive one for them. All revered numbers in world football, but none match the number 9 shirt of Newcastle United.
SHEARER!
jonny_mc
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Time for the chants! ha\'way BriH sing with me
We All Piss In A Red And White Pot
A Red And White Pot
A Red And White Pot
Repeat...
Sunlun\'s Going Down
Sunlun\'s Going Down
I Know They Are
I\'m Sure They Are
Sunlun\'s Going Down
TOMORROW RESULT:
Shearer-Shearer
The Greatest Striker In The Land
He Flies Up High Into Ihe Sky
To head It in
It\'s A Goal We Cry
Shearer-Shearer
The Greatest Striker In The Land
and....
He\'s Like A Fox In His Box
A Wall In His Goal
And He Ain\'t Gonna Let You In
Not Wor Given
Super Super Shay Given
Coz He Takes Some Beatin
final time:
Bye Bye Sunderland
You\'re Not Coming Back
Read My Lips You\'s Are F****n Crap
And We Hate The Black Cats
Toon WILL win, if we dont i\'ll not be coming back
BUT WE WILL :exclam:
We All Piss In A Red And White Pot
A Red And White Pot
A Red And White Pot
Repeat...
Sunlun\'s Going Down
Sunlun\'s Going Down
I Know They Are
I\'m Sure They Are
Sunlun\'s Going Down
TOMORROW RESULT:
Shearer-Shearer
The Greatest Striker In The Land
He Flies Up High Into Ihe Sky
To head It in
It\'s A Goal We Cry
Shearer-Shearer
The Greatest Striker In The Land
and....
He\'s Like A Fox In His Box
A Wall In His Goal
And He Ain\'t Gonna Let You In
Not Wor Given
Super Super Shay Given
Coz He Takes Some Beatin
final time:
Bye Bye Sunderland
You\'re Not Coming Back
Read My Lips You\'s Are F****n Crap
And We Hate The Black Cats
Toon WILL win, if we dont i\'ll not be coming back
BUT WE WILL :exclam:
Charlie_Thompson
Well-known member
Budge up on the Settee Jonny, I\'m coming round to watch it. 
