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Best local comedians ? My list would include: Bobby Thompson Alan Snell Bobby Knoxall Brian Lewis Brendan Healey Maxie and Mitch Very few of the new alternative comedians could ever hold a candle to some of those listed. They were real funny men and the only one I have time for these days is...

Best job ?, got to be a lollypop man, you dont start work until you are 65 years old !!!!!!!!!!! cheers. george

Best buy for me was the Imax flotation suit, brilliant. cheers. george

Brilliant Jim, Just simply Brilliant mate. cheers. george

Spot on Davy mate. Totally agree with you. What made the episode even harder to swallow is that apparently, a member of the audience that night stood up and said \"Come on Billy, thats a mans life your talking about\" whereby Mr. Connolly replied \"F**K OFF\". Not acceptable under any...

Tommy Cooper, Morecombe and Wise, Dave Allen, all brilliant funny men. Used to like Connolly but wont watch him now after the Ken Bigley episode. Some topics are taboo and that was one of them. To top it all, he wouldnt apologise for his so-called jokes about the man. cheers. george.

:D Saw a woman in Whitley Bay the other day and she had an alsation on a lead. The dog had four little black boots on and when I asked her why her dog was wearing black boots, she said it was because its brown boots were at the cobblers !!!!!!! cheers. george

Nice one Graham. Now get that fish off ya heed, get the reeboks on and give her some support :D :D :D :D :D :D cheers. george

Howay Mr. Catchalot ! of course the Sunday Sun is of far better quality than the SUN ! its got an angling page for a start !!!!!!! cheers. george

Nice reply Alan, I expected a bigger bite though !, well done that man. cheers. george. ;) ;) ;)

NO Mr. Catchalot, I DONT always believe what I read in the papers. It wasnt THE SUN as you suggest anyway it was THE SUNDAY SUN. george.

Sorry for the incorrect info Mr. Charlton, The photo in the paper and the related article seemed to point out that it was a porbeagle and if I am mistaken, I hold my hands up. There again, we cannot ALL be sooper-dooper journalists like you, Sam Harris etc,etc,etc, who get EVERYTHING right all...

Lad goes for a job interview at the council offices in South Shields. He has applied for a job as a roadsweeper and the gaffer asks him about his previous employment. \"Well, he says, I was in the army for twenty years and went all over the world. When I was in the Falklands, I stepped on a...

According to the Sunday Sun yesterday, its a porbeagle shark. cheers. george.

Hello Mark. Agree with you 100% mate. Their visitor entry/exit system is way,way, over the top. cheers. george.