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Geordie goes on lads holiday to Amsterdam,and visiting the red light district walks into the nearest brothel. Once inside he asks for the fattest the most ugliest girl they have.With the saggiest t*ts and a f*nny like a vandalised bus seat.
The Madam asks him "Feeling kinky tonight sir"
Geordie replies"No just home sick".
Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught
A husband gives blood to save the life of his wife.
When the couple get divorced several months later the husband says "I want my blood back Bitch"
The wife throws a used tampon at him and says "I'll pay you back in monthly installments you B*st*rd !
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