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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn`t have a lot of money, between them they could only raise a staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said. \"Hang on I have a idea\".
He went next door to the butchers shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said, \"Are you crazy? \"Now we don`t have any money left at all!\"
Murphy replied \"Don`t worry-just follow me.\"
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said \"Now you`ve lost it..Do you know how much trouble we`ll be in?..\"We haven`t got any money\"!.
Murphy replied with a smile..Don`t worry I have a plan.
They downed their drinks..Murhpy said \"Ok I`ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it into your mouth.\"
The barman noticed them, went beserk and threw them out.
They continued this pub after pub getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said \"Murphy-I don`t think I can do this anymore. I`m drunk and my knees are killing me!
Murphy said \"How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third pub
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