Off for the weekend

[jonny_mc]

wel am away to haggerston castle with me mate tomorrow afternoon, til sunday, will i survive being away from NESA for 3 days?

watch this space

 

[marksworld]

are ya taking ya rod ?
have a goodun m8
cheers
mark

 

[jonny_mc]

fishing with the ladies mate

nah, just going for a week away, beers etc ladies, ladies more ladies

 

[marksworld]

nice!!!!!!!!!! lol

 

[jonny_mc]

weekEND away a should say

 

[BriH]

as long as its not a \" weak END \"

have a good`n

 

[sless]

what you using for bait for the ladies

a good one is
as long as jonny\'s got a face you will never need to look for a seat
have a good time jonny

 

[jonny_mc]

cheers sless and bri-i will do

sless i have a few bits of \"bait\" myself , listen up...
Is that a ladder in your tights? Or is it the stairway to heaven?
Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
You\'ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

hahahaha

a one i have used in a bar is \"My friend wants to know if YOU think I\'M cute\" haha

 

[BriH]

Jonny your in for a lonely week end son - Take plenty Cider with you and one Glass - dont think you will need two ,if your gonna try them lines

 

[jonny_mc]

HaHaHa put theory into practise bri mate, watch and learn mate, watch and learn

 

[sless]

take plenty condoms jonny
incase you want a posh wank
hahaha

 

[jonny_mc]

dont be daft sless

Mr.H i will tell you the more explicit versions in person

 

[Davyred]

take plenty condoms jonny
incase you want a posh wank
hahaha

PMSL @ Sless

Have a good time Jonny, try these lines...

I\'ve got a condom with your name on it

Hello, I\'m a thief, and I\'m here to steal your heart

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I\'ve been touched by an angel?

[Edited on 27/10/2005 by Davyred]

 

[jonny_mc]

:casstet: davy dont laugh, you no me, i wouldnt do a thing like that, did you see any steam on the car windows in whithorn?

 

[Davyred]

Yep, you and your mate have a good time then

 

[jonny_mc]

crusin\' for a brusin\'

 

[sless]

just remember jonny
women love it up them

 

[jonny_mc]

not hard to forget gragham

 

[Davyred]

not hard to forget gragham

His minds elsewhere now, he can\'t type anymore

 

[STEVO]

Im in tears ...try standing next to the toilette door and saying been for a nice sh1t pet allways a good conversation starter lol