RobAdair
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Courtesy of our Davey!!
Q: What do you say to a Sunderland supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of Sunderland fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Sunderland players on them - folk couldn\'t figure out which side to spit on.
A man desperate at Sunderland current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Sunderland kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Sunderland kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, \"it\'s to avoid embarrassing your family.\"
Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Q: What\'s the difference between a Sunderland fan and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
I was talking to the Sunderland groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, \"it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!\"
Q: How do you kill a Sunderland fan when he\'s drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!
Q: Why do Sunderland supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do Sunderland fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a Sunderland fan?
A: A Rottweiler.
Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What\'s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Sunderland fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. Why do Sunderland fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar
Q: What do you get when you offer a Sunderland fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!
There\'s a rumour that Sunderland have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to Sunderland.
It will be called \"Laughing Stock\".
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out \" Sunderland are good enough to win the European Cup.\"
Snow White says \"Well at least Dopey\'s alive!\"
Q. What have the Sunderland and a nappy got in common?
A. P*** upfront and crap at the back.
A burglary was recently committed at Sunderland ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a dusty carpet.
A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the Sunderland ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match
Q. What\'s the difference between the Sunderland keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Q: What have Sunderland and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe .
Q: What\'s the difference between O J Simpson and Sunderland ?
A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence!
Q: What\'s the difference between Sunderland and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!
Q) What is the difference between Sunderland and a lift ?
A) It doesn\'t take a lift nine months to go down
Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe.
Q: What is the difference between Sunderland and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do Sunderland kick off?
About every ten minutes I replied
BTW I don\'t give a s**t about football, before the comments start coming back at me
Q: What do you say to a Sunderland supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo.
Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of Sunderland fans?
A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !!
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Sunderland players on them - folk couldn\'t figure out which side to spit on.
A man desperate at Sunderland current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full Sunderland kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Sunderland kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why.
The policeman simply replies, \"it\'s to avoid embarrassing your family.\"
Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan with lots of girlfriends?
A: A Shepherd
Q: What\'s the difference between a Sunderland fan and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
I was talking to the Sunderland groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was
He replied, \"it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!\"
Q: How do you kill a Sunderland fan when he\'s drinking?
A: Slam the toilet seat on his head!
Q: Why do Sunderland supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
Q: What do Sunderland fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a Sunderland fan?
A: A Rottweiler.
Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What\'s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Sunderland fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.
Q. Why do Sunderland fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
A. So they know which end to wipe!
Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi?
A: A burglar
Q: What do you get when you offer a Sunderland fan a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change!
There\'s a rumour that Sunderland have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax.
The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period.
An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to Sunderland.
It will be called \"Laughing Stock\".
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out \" Sunderland are good enough to win the European Cup.\"
Snow White says \"Well at least Dopey\'s alive!\"
Q. What have the Sunderland and a nappy got in common?
A. P*** upfront and crap at the back.
A burglary was recently committed at Sunderland ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a dusty carpet.
A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the Sunderland ground.
He made him go back and watch the rest of the match
Q. What\'s the difference between the Sunderland keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
Q: What have Sunderland and a three pin plug got in common?
A: Their both useless in Europe .
Q: What\'s the difference between O J Simpson and Sunderland ?
A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence!
Q: What\'s the difference between Sunderland and a teabag?
A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!!
Q) What is the difference between Sunderland and a lift ?
A) It doesn\'t take a lift nine months to go down
Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and Sunderland?
A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe.
Q: What is the difference between Sunderland and a triangle?
A: A triangle has three points.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do Sunderland kick off?
About every ten minutes I replied
BTW I don\'t give a s**t about football, before the comments start coming back at me
