A wee bit of dirty fun out with the mistress today

kayos

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Well after Lynn and I watched the storms you were having on Thursday, which we saw on TV, the last thing we thought we would be doing today was charter fishing........However that is exactly what we did on Mistress out of the Tyne.

For those of you who don't want to read my epistle of the heroes and villans, antagonists and protagonist, the lucky and the unlucky, plus the downright hapless, here is my estimation of the stats for the day:

Whiting - loads. Mackerel - plenty. Coalies(Saithe) - quite a lot. Pouting - a few.

Ling - 18, best 14.5lbs. Another 4 over 10lbs.

Cod - 20, best 9.1lbs, 8.3lbs. 3 between 6-8lbs.

So Lynn, myself and our borrowed TomTom(a godsend), set off from Crimdon Dene at 0645 for the trip to South Shields, where Tony, Skipper of the Mistress picked us up and we joined 9 guys on a work day out.

It was a bit breezy and lumpy, but nothing to worry about. We headed out a couple of miles and joined JFK on the drift.

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Everyone started with baited daylites or hokkies, apart from me who went with the new shads hoping for a big cod. Drifts were fast, but catching was slow, with a few small codling coming to the boat, along with a few whiting.

The water was really dirty so we moved to another wreck and two good 5-7lb cod came to the boat.

After about 2 hours and not a touch on the shads, I gave in gracefully and changed to the baited daylites! By this time Lynn had boated a cod of about 2.5lbs which she kept and a fair few whiting, which went back.

Next move produced a mackerel, whiting and coalie fest which for me, who had caught nothing by then, was a great deal of fun!

By this time the wind and swell had died and we had a lovely warm sunny spell.

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Another move saw a wreck filled with big ling, but stangely and frustratingly they were all taken on the other side of the boat from where we were fishing

After the other side of the boat caught all the ling off the wreck we moved again and stiil "the other side" were picking up ling and cod. Then the weather changed from this:

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To this in the blink of an eye.

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By this time we had been told we were visiting our last wreck before home, so Lynn and I being a bit dejected with the lack of good fish, stripped our rods.

Fifteen minutes later, the weather cleared and Tony said "OK lads, back to the fishing." So there we were with no rods set up..........aarrgh. Being the gent that I am I said to Lynn that we should rig her rod first. This we did and down her baited hokkies went. I started setting up my rod.

Anyone who knows our fishing trips knows what's coming next. I am desperately rigging my rod, Lynn hits the wreck...................... and immediately into a great fish!.............................. Up comes a 8.3lbs cod.

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Gutted!

So finally down goes my rig to the wreck...........snagged! Last lead gone!

Lynn passes me her rod and the guy to my left and the guy to my right, who hadn't caught a cod all day, boat a 9.3lb and a 6.5lb cod at virtually the same time................ Yours truly, in the middle, gets precisely nothing!

So in conclusion, the only person out of 11 fishing, who didn't catch a cod or a ling all day was Moi! I'd like to say there is a pattern developing here, but it has gone way beyond that. Four charter blanks in a row, spanning Easter until now.

Two more charters in the coming week before I can end my humiliation and go home. Unfortunately, we have already booked a week back here in October, so the abject haplessness of my fishing efforts are set to continue for a good while yet!

PS If there are any spelling or grammatical errors it's because I am sitting in the caravan writing this, while drinking cans of Carling to drown my sorrows!

PPS A big thanks to Skipper Tony, who is not shy to horse along at 20mph and do however many miles it takes to find the fish.
 
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Great report, Im glad you made it out :)

Pity about your lack of cod. Its so frustrating sometimes when you appear to be doing nothing wrong but those around you are pulling in the fish :D

Hope you catch a monster on your remaining trips


Jonny:)
 
That’s one of the best reports posted in a while and you didn’t even get much. I know what you mean about the wrong side of the boat, that’s my side but it worked out OK in teh end for you. Well done to Lynn for her fish, her perseverance paid off.
Enjoy the rest of your holiday.
 
That’s one of the best reports posted in a while and you didn’t even get much. I know what you mean about the wrong side of the boat, that’s my side but it worked out OK in teh end for you. Well done to Lynn for her fish, her perseverance paid off.
Enjoy the rest of your holiday.

Thanks mate I appreciate it.

However my side didn't work out for me in the end. It worked out for Lynn! LOL
 
Yup Duncan you have read it before. July last year out of Whitby since I last out fished her. Nine long trips ago and to think I introduced her to fishing. I was going to say taught her all I know, but I didn't really know much to start with :D
 
Cracking read mate, it would normaly read, "Had one of those days", but you'll have to include the word, Again.:rolleyes: Better luck on the next trip out, there must be a good one with your name on it just sitting waiting.:D:D
 
Dirty fun on mistress.

Dirty fun on mistress.

Well Kayos m8 a great report and at least the fish were showing up but like you m8 ive been there and done it and been in the same boat as you as i have fished with other lads and came back with zilch so i know your feelings and it makes you wonder what your doing wrong but your doing exactly what they are doing but not getting the results you want m8 so at least Lynn was doing well for you and the pics are good too so good luck on your next trip as like me i need luck too.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Pleased lynn had a few fish, and never mind Mark you still got a couple trips
this week, hopefully your luck will change for the good, hope its my lucky day
friday, some realy good pics you`ve took there.
 
Thats a great report Mark :), at least you can say "You caught the fish....you peel the spuds "...I'm sure your barren spell will end shortly..:);)
 
Pleased lynn had a few fish, and never mind Mark you still got a couple trips
this week, hopefully your luck will change for the good, hope its my lucky day
friday, some realy good pics you`ve took there.

Steve, on Friday, just stand next to me and you will do just fine!
 
Great report Mark and tell lynn well done at least you won't go hungry :D:D hope your luck changes on Friday i know there is a fish out there somewhere with your name on it we just need to find it:)
 
mark

cracking report....hopefully you'll do better as your fish catching holiday continues....good luck


did you know i hold the record for heaviest pollock on the north star ? ;)

not cod.....anyone can catch them..:D
 
mark

cracking report....hopefully you'll do better as your fish catching holiday continues....good luck


did you know i hold the record for heaviest pollock on the north star ? ;)

not cod.....anyone can catch them..:D


Ahha......so it was you.......ya kept that quiet....


Great report Mark, hope your enjoying the hols.
if ya doin nowt on Monday night, i heard there's a night class on "technique of catchin Pollacks"..... the teacher's a bit dodgy mind,..... see ya there then a pint after
Paul
 
Ahha......so it was you.......ya kept that quiet....


Great report Mark, hope your enjoying the hols.
if ya doin nowt on Monday night, i heard there's a night class on "technique of catchin Pollacks"..... the teacher's a bit dodgy mind,..... see ya there then a pint after
Paul

On Trot On out of Whitby, Lynn caught an 11lb and a 12.5lb
Pollock, so if you would like her to give a masterclass tomorrow night, just tell me where and when and I will bring her! :D:D


Also pint after sounds great.

Mark
 
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