demolition time on the tyne

[KeithB]

Jonny, those songs are class m8, I\'ve just been watching the X-Factor on telly, I wonder if they could do summit similar for song writers.

 

[jonny_mc]

you enjoy them?

Mackem Family

You Come From Doon Seaham
Your House Is A Museum
You Haven\'t Got A Telly
You\'re Rather F****n Smelly
It\'s The mackem Family

Song to the tune of: \"The Adams Family\"

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

Why\'ve you got bar stools in the front room?

 

[Oblickta]

A macum, a hindu and a muslim are on their way to a conference in the middle of the night when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere blah blah

They all head towards the mandatory light on the distant horizen where the scheduled Egor type charactor slowly opens the squeaky door blah blah

\"Could you please put us up for the night?\", say the \"stranded three\" in perfect equilibrium as if not to raise any politically correct suspicians of racism in Egor\'s puny little do-good sub-human mind.

\"Yes\", exclaims Egor in a tone that only Egor himself (the eternally oppressed) understands could never cause offence to any mortal but..........\"there\'s only 2 beds so one of you will have to sleep in the stable\"!

So, the Hindu volanteers to sleep in the stable but later....wakes the others and says \"sorry chappies but there\'s a cow in the stable and my religion states that I cant sleep with the sacred cow\"

So, the Muslim volanteers to sleep in the stable but later....wakes the others and says \"sorry chappies but there\'s a pig in the stable and my religion states that I cant sleep with the sacred pig\"

So, the macum says \"for f*** sake I\'ll sleep in the stable\" but later....a very unhappy cow and pig wake the others. The End

 

[jonny_mc]

its called the \"local\"
i do \"peanuts\" \"crisps\" and \"pork scratchings\" also mate

 

[jonny_mc]

call yourself a geordie?
wheres your faith,pride,etc etc


where those Pm\'s my last lifeline Bri, where you trying to help me out?

 

[Stephen]

if or should i say


wen we beat u

u will have a few replies to look at lol


off to bed tata comp the morra weather permitting which i doubt it will be on

 

[jonny_mc]

sorry to the safc fans

We Love You Sunderland, We Do
We Love You Sunderland, We Do
We love You Sunderland, We Do
Oh, Sunderland We Love You

Do We F***!
Do We Sh**e!
We support The Black And White!


Right i\'ll leave it there,What ever the Result tomorrow, WELL DONE that team!

no grudges

 

[Oblickta]

Me and me macum pal had a bad crash and both of us died. On arrival in heaven god said to me, \"son, you been a bitch all ya life so now ya gonna do pennance\".

So, god made me shag the ugliest mother on the planet but I done it (just to enter the kingdom like)

But when I looked in the next room, there was me macum pal shagging Sharon Stone

So, I went immediatly to god and complained and god said \"thank you for your pennance graham but Sharon has to do hers too

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

If we lose so what! If you lose ROTFLMFBOFA

 

[jonny_mc]

ell who will you be shouting for tomorrow?

 

[mark]

ell who will you be shouting for tomorrow?

duty solicitor??

 

[Oblickta]

If NUFC win I celebrate and get pissed, if SAFC win I drown my sorrows and gey pissed. Either way the end result is the same for me but I do enjoy laughing

 

[jonny_mc]

Exactly!!

lets hope its a good game, fair, and the best team will win

see ya\'s al tomorrow









































TOON ARMY

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

There\'s more to life than crabs and football Mr. Hurst. Tropical fish keeping, fly tying, drugs, model helicopters, paintball, dogging, Sudoki, surfing, bare knuckle boxing, origami etc, etc, ...

 

[Oblickta]

True but sad, or should that be sad but true?

 

[Charlie_Thompson]

I live a full and painfull life.

Get it down ya while yer young!

 

[Oblickta]

I ripped up all me pillow cases in me sleep last nite and woke up with a broken right thumb but I insist that I\'m a well adjusted indiviual, honest, its all true

 

[jonny_mc]

1hour 56mins

C\'Mon TOON!

 

[alan]