Monkey Heed was worried about his team not showing signs of improvement, so he decided to ask Bobby Robson why Newcastle were so good. \"That\'s easy\" replies Robson. \"We practice everyday against 11 dustbins\".
\"Oh\" replied Monkey Heed.
Two weeks later, Bobby saw Monkey Man in the street and asked him whether the plan had worked. \'Oh no\' replied Reid, \'we had to abandon that idea, the Dustbins won 5-0\'!