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Monkey Heed was worried about his team not showing signs of improvement, so he decided to ask Bobby Robson why Newcastle were so good. \"That\'s easy\" replies Robson. \"We practice everyday against 11 dustbins\".

\"Oh\" replied Monkey Heed.

Two weeks later, Bobby saw Monkey Man in the street and asked him whether the plan had worked. \'Oh no\' replied Reid, \'we had to abandon that idea, the Dustbins won 5-0\'!
 
Yes I think it is time to call a halt to this. I took Keiths pictures up to the pub tonight and had it explained to me that what I was doing was just hurtful and wrong.
One of my long time mates was very hurt by it and was close to tears. That was not my plan.
Luckily one of his friends came in and told him there is a good helpline and it had helped him.
I said I would pass it on tonight so if you are feeling down try ringing 0800 41 41.

Jim.
 
on a more serious note lads ,an 88 year old gentleman in a wheelchair was mugged the other day ,the only describtion he could give the police was a south tyneside accent and he guessed the mugger was from sunderland due to the red and white top

dam it while im sitting typing ive just had a phonecall the elderly chap has been charged with wasting police time and wishes to apologise to the wrongly accused chap

he also says the lad can have his watch back if he wants to come forward and claim it

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I dare say you are right Bri, even worse than that, we AREN\'T promoted yet :o going by past events, we are more than capable of cocking it up!!

If we do go up, like I said earlier, we\'ll be written off, so there\'ll be nowt to loose, except the £££££\'s it\'ll cost to visit the likes of chelski.

ps Hope I get as many bites if the weather\'s ok for sat :D :D
 
LOL keith - it will cost you £48 for the pleasure at Chelsea - it might even go up up :o - and if you get as many bites on the boat and convert them to fish ,make sure you put your money into as many superpools as you can - your onto a sure winner ;)
 
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