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BBC NEWS | Africa | S Africa's mini cattle rustlers

[willywetegg]

Lol that's class Peter.

Jim.

[MickA]

Just giving his lass and her mates a lift down the pub. Sure the cops would have bought it.

[BAZZ B]

Sounds Like Us On The Way To Peterborough

[Peter T]

ok picture the scene, an accident has occurred between the driver of the vehicle carrying the cows and goats and a man riding an elephant.

The driver is covered in cow $h1t and has just been resuscitated after having breathing problems. With his airway now clear the interview takes place

police officer..."can you tell me the cause of the accident sir?"

driver..."well i was just driving along when i hit a huge pothole in the road"

police officer..."yes"

driver..." the sudden impact caused one of the cows to stumble"

police officer..."hmmm, ok"

driver..."and then, the cow sat on my head completely obscuring my vision"

police officer..."oh my god! why didn't you brake as most people would in such a situation?"

driver..."thing is, i did brake...rather sharply"

police officer..."the man on the elephant claims you accelerated sir"

driver..."i did but that was after the goat slid forward and stuck a horn up my ass causing my foot to slip off the brake and onto the accelerator"

[Led]

Pete,

You seem to be well versed in these situations

the man on the elephant said - mooooove over

the car driver replied - are you KIDing

Any how :- Backwards -trees - A1 - Rover

Please use all of the above in 1 sentence

Either that or you have recently been talking to the Welsh bhoys on how they complete their insurance claims (remove cow and insert sheep)

[Haggis_Tosser]

I used to have an old Fiat Uno, got 6 adults (large adults) in it once. The Police did not see the funny side though!