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    A Letter From A Sunderland Mother To Her Supporter Son

    Wor Hinny, Ah am writing this slow \'cause I know you can\'t read fast like.
    We don\'t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won\'t be able to send you the address as the last Sunderland family
    that lived here took the numbers with them for their new house, so they wouldn\'t have to change their address. This place has a washing machine like. The forst day I put fower shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven\'t seen \'em since.
    It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.The coat you wanted me to send to you, Yer Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn\'t make the final payment on Grandma\'s funeral bill, up she comes.About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven\'t found out whether it is a boy or a girl so don\'t know if you are an Aunt or an Uncle.Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.Three of your friends went off the bridge in an open top utility truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The
    driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety The other 2 drowned. They couldn\'t get the tailgate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you
    don\'t get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

    Love, Ma...



    :P :P :P :P

  • #2
    LMFAO ! ! !

    Priceless.....
    "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
    Tight Lines,
    jonny mc

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    • #3
      Absolute class PMSL!

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      • #4

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        • #5
          Thats soooooooooo YESTERDAY!!! I think Geordie lasses have moved on a bit from \"curry and chips\"

          Whats it mackem lasses like \"cheesy chips?\"

          How minging

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          • #6
            Bri H... Class btw

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            • #7
              What do you get if you cross a mackem lass with an octopus?

              Whatever it is is ugly as sin, but you should see it eat cheesy chips on a friday nite!!!!!!!!

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              • #8
                haha and thshe was one of the sensible ones

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