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    Mackem and Geordie are walking along the beach at south Shields when Geordie kicks a tin pot in the sand. Picking it up he starts to clean it and with a flash and a roll of thunder out pops a geanie.\"oh thank you master for i have been trapped for ten thousand years , what is your command\" The jealous mackem says, \"hang on a minute, we are together surely we both get a wish\"\"as my Geordie master commands\" says geanie OK says Geordie, give the lad a wish. Right says mackem, i want a high wall around the city of Sunderland to keep all those geordies out. It must be twice as high as the tallest men, and strong, no weaknesses at all\"Your wish is my command says Geanie, \"now Geordie master, what is your wish?\"
    \"Lets get this clear \"says Geordie, a high wall, right around the city, no weaknesses, no windows, no doors, no gates, solid ?\"
    \"That\'s right \" says mackem, \"what about your wish?\"\"Easy\" says Geordie, \"fill it with water\"


    [Edited on 1/9/2006 by Jaq]

  • #2
    Hehe he ,funny even if it was the other way around mate.
    You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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    • #3
      Is that you being an impartial moderator Steve? or is it cos you live over that way?
      Cheers, Keith.

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      • #4
        Ooooh Keith your humour cuts me deep once again
        You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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        • #5


          Jim.
          Remember, some people are alive simply because it is illegal to shoot them.

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          • #6
            I have yet to see a geordie ( even a genie one ) build a decent brick wall.
            Look what happened when that bloke hadrian tried it. he could\'nt keep the scots out.

            [Edited on 4/9/2006 by Mike.Haley]
            As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,
            but P*****g everyone off is a piece of cake.

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            • #7
              Then i shall keep you updated, cos i know a Geordie Bricky thats going to do some work on my garage soon

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              • #8
                He\'s not called Hadrian either

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                • #9
                  Is he a Geordie or a Roman Jaq lol.
                  You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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                  • #10
                    Im sure you have fished with him Steve, very much a Geordie

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                    • #11
                      Ahhh good news then ,let me know how good he is mate .
                      You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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                      • #12
                        I will. If hes any good, ill get him to build that wall around sunland

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                        • #13
                          and me a jaq will put the water in ourselves, unless anymore geordies will help??

                          actually...............

                          just wait till the end of the season for safc, they will end up filling it themselves with tears !

                          hahahaha
                          "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                          Tight Lines,
                          jonny mc

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                          • #14
                            h'way lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            "Some Times You Win, Some Time The Fish Wins, Thats Why It's Called Fishing, Not Catching"!
                            Tight Lines,
                            jonny mc

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                            • #15
                              Yes we got the goal, but hand on heart they played absolute crap

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