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Marriage
A woman, getting married for the fourth time,
goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.
\"You can\'t wear white.\", reminds the sales clerk,
\"You\'ve been married three times already.\"
\"Of course I can, I\'m a virgin!\", says the bride. \"Impossible\", says the sales clerk.
\"Unfortunately not\", the bride explained.
\"My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.
My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him\"
A woman, getting married for the fourth time,
goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.
\"You can\'t wear white.\", reminds the sales clerk,
\"You\'ve been married three times already.\"
\"Of course I can, I\'m a virgin!\", says the bride. \"Impossible\", says the sales clerk.
\"Unfortunately not\", the bride explained.
\"My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it.
My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him\"