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> >>After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
> >>enough as the social wouldn\'t buy them a bigger bed and they weren\'t
> >>strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him
> >>that he and his wife didn\'t want to have any more children.
> >>
> >>The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
> >>fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
> >>go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
> >>can up to his ear and count to 10.
> >>
> >>The Scouser said to the doctor, \"I may not be the smartest guy in the
> >>world, but I don\'t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
> >>ear is going to help me.\" \"Trust me, it will do the job\", said the
> >>doctor.
> >>
> >>So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
> >>can up to his ear and began to count: \"1, 2, 3, 4, 5,\" at which point he
> >>paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
> >>counting on his other hand...
> >>
> >>This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Kent, Suffolk,
> >>Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.
> >>enough as the social wouldn\'t buy them a bigger bed and they weren\'t
> >>strong enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him
> >>that he and his wife didn\'t want to have any more children.
> >>
> >>The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
> >>fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to
> >>go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
> >>can up to his ear and count to 10.
> >>
> >>The Scouser said to the doctor, \"I may not be the smartest guy in the
> >>world, but I don\'t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
> >>ear is going to help me.\" \"Trust me, it will do the job\", said the
> >>doctor.
> >>
> >>So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
> >>can up to his ear and began to count: \"1, 2, 3, 4, 5,\" at which point he
> >>paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
> >>counting on his other hand...
> >>
> >>This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Kent, Suffolk,
> >>Aberdeen and anywhere in Wales.