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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it\'s a bad one. Both
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, \"Wow, just look at
our cars! There\'s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days.\"
The man replied, \"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God!\"
The woman continued, \"And look at this, here\'s another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn\'t break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\"
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the
woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, \"Aren\'t you having any?\"
The woman replies, \"No. I think I\'ll just wait for the police...\"
of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, \"Wow, just look at
our cars! There\'s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days.\"
The man replied, \"I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
God!\"
The woman continued, \"And look at this, here\'s another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn\'t break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.\"
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and extends it back to the
woman.
Politely, the woman refuses to accept the bottle.
The man asks, \"Aren\'t you having any?\"
The woman replies, \"No. I think I\'ll just wait for the police...\"