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Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing home.
About then a grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas
yelled out saying, \"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\"
The old man said, \"There ain\'t no way you can guess it, you old
fools.\"
One of the ornery grandmas said, \"Sure we can! Just drop your
underpants and we can tell your exact age.\"
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn
around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little
while and then they all piped up and said, You\'re 84 years old!\"
\"How in the world did you guess?\"
The ornery old grandmas, snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three
happily yelled in unison:
\"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!\"
bert
nursing home.
About then a grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas
yelled out saying, \"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.\"
The old man said, \"There ain\'t no way you can guess it, you old
fools.\"
One of the ornery grandmas said, \"Sure we can! Just drop your
underpants and we can tell your exact age.\"
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn
around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little
while and then they all piped up and said, You\'re 84 years old!\"
\"How in the world did you guess?\"
The ornery old grandmas, snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three
happily yelled in unison:
\"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!\"
bert
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