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Geordie\'s wife hit him over the head with a frying pan.
\'What did you do that for, Hinnie ?\' he said.
\'I only found another woman\'s name in your trouser pocket !\' she retorted. \'A lass called Anne-Marie !\'
\'That\'s a bloody horse woman\' said Geordie, \'It ran in the 3.30 at Haydock today !\'
The following day Geordie\'s wife hit him with a bigger frying pan.
\'What was that for ?\' yelled Geordie.
\'YOUR HORSE IS ON THE PHONE !!\' screamed his missus.
\'What did you do that for, Hinnie ?\' he said.
\'I only found another woman\'s name in your trouser pocket !\' she retorted. \'A lass called Anne-Marie !\'
\'That\'s a bloody horse woman\' said Geordie, \'It ran in the 3.30 at Haydock today !\'
The following day Geordie\'s wife hit him with a bigger frying pan.
\'What was that for ?\' yelled Geordie.
\'YOUR HORSE IS ON THE PHONE !!\' screamed his missus.