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The American tourist was walking around the cathedral admiring the architecture.
\'Are you enjoying your visit to Ireland?\' asked a young priest.
\'Very much, Father, but I can\'t get on with the whiskey it\'s far too strong for me,\' said the Yank.
\'Why so?\' asked the priest.
\'Well, I got drunk on it on Saturday night and crashed out unconscious. Sunday morning I woke at 5 a.m. bright as a button. I went to 6 o\'clock mass, 7 o\'clock mass, 8 o\'clock, nine, ten and eleven o\'clock mass. Then I went to afternoon Rosary, sermon, Stations of the Cross and Benediction!\'
\'So what\'s wrong with that?\' asked the priest.
\'I\'m a Protestant!\' said the tourist.
\'Are you enjoying your visit to Ireland?\' asked a young priest.
\'Very much, Father, but I can\'t get on with the whiskey it\'s far too strong for me,\' said the Yank.
\'Why so?\' asked the priest.
\'Well, I got drunk on it on Saturday night and crashed out unconscious. Sunday morning I woke at 5 a.m. bright as a button. I went to 6 o\'clock mass, 7 o\'clock mass, 8 o\'clock, nine, ten and eleven o\'clock mass. Then I went to afternoon Rosary, sermon, Stations of the Cross and Benediction!\'
\'So what\'s wrong with that?\' asked the priest.
\'I\'m a Protestant!\' said the tourist.