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Most days, here onme hols, Im up fishing down the jetty for 0630, every day this sharp spanish bird comes down powerwalking with her dog. shes about 35, cracking butt in her lycra shorts and little black top, last week she smiles at me, up to yesterday it was up to a wink and a wave.
This mornin Im there, no one around, busting for a ****. So I gets downa mong the rocks, anddoes what one does in that situation.. Wiping my bot on half a t shirt I was using to wipe the fish scales off me hands an wrap me gear in. covers the pile up with it, and carries on fishing.
half an hour later, cute a$$e comes down, waves, and smiles, and says \"Hola\"
I return the compliment.
Then I hear her shouting at the dog in spanish, and turns to see her dog, with half a sh¿¿ covered T shirt in its mouth, shaking it like a rat.
She gets s$$t onher leg, and the dogs face is caked.
Then she looks at me, to see the other half of the T shirt lying by my bait.
Then Folows 5 mins of spanish abuse, cuminating in \"deerty *******oOO!!!!
Then she hoys the dog in the sea and follows it.
Thats me off her christmas card list I suppose.
[Edited on 4/8/2006 by Hiram.A.Biff]
[Edited on 4/8/2006 by Hiram.A.Biff]
This mornin Im there, no one around, busting for a ****. So I gets downa mong the rocks, anddoes what one does in that situation.. Wiping my bot on half a t shirt I was using to wipe the fish scales off me hands an wrap me gear in. covers the pile up with it, and carries on fishing.
half an hour later, cute a$$e comes down, waves, and smiles, and says \"Hola\"
I return the compliment.
Then I hear her shouting at the dog in spanish, and turns to see her dog, with half a sh¿¿ covered T shirt in its mouth, shaking it like a rat.
She gets s$$t onher leg, and the dogs face is caked.
Then she looks at me, to see the other half of the T shirt lying by my bait.
Then Folows 5 mins of spanish abuse, cuminating in \"deerty *******oOO!!!!
Then she hoys the dog in the sea and follows it.
Thats me off her christmas card list I suppose.
[Edited on 4/8/2006 by Hiram.A.Biff]
[Edited on 4/8/2006 by Hiram.A.Biff]
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