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    The Lords Prayer (revampted)

    I think before attending the matches to watch our beloved football teams we should sit down and pray:-

    OUR BEER
    WHICH COMETH IN BOTTLES
    HALLOWED BE THY ALE
    THY WILL BE DRUNK
    I WILL BE DRUNK
    AT HOME AS WE ARE IN THE PUB
    GIVE US EACH DAY OUR DAILY BEVERAGE
    AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
    AS WE FORGIVE
    THOSE WHO SPILLEST AGAINST US
    AND LEAD US NOT INTO GAY WINEBARS
    OR DETRACT US FROM REAL ALE
    FOR MINE IS THE BITTER
    THE BOOTY AND THE FOOTY
    FOREVER AND EVER

    BARMEN !
    <i>Put back what you don't need.</i>
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    Another famous geordie saying! The more you practice the luckier you get!

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