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A very close friend recently died..... but before Dave died we had made a pact that whoever died first would try and contact the other one afterwards. So after Dave died I went to visit a medium to try and contact Dave. Myself and the medium and a few other \'believers\' were sat around the table with our hands joined when the medium said \"We are all friends of our dearly departed Dave, can you hear us Dave\"...........a very familier voice sounded out....\"Aye clear as a bell, how ya ganan man\" The whole room let out a gasp..... \"Is that you Dave, what\'s it like where are?\" .....again, clear as a bell Dave said \"It\'s great I tell ya, we get up in the morning have sex before breakfast, then eat, drink, sleep, wake up, have sex again, eat lunch, drink, sleep, wake up, sex again, then dinner, as much as you like to eat..sex again and again, it\'s great\"..........I said \"Dave, it sound great but where are you, are you in Heaven ??
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Heaven, no he said \"I\'m a rabbit on Dartmoor\"
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Heaven, no he said \"I\'m a rabbit on Dartmoor\"