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A Frog hops into the bank and is served by Patricia Whack, the bank clerk.
The frog says \"I\'d like a loan please\"
\"How much do you want to borrow?\"
\"£20,000\", says the frog.
\"Can I take your name?\" says Patricia.
\"Kermit Jagger, and my dad\'s name is Mick Jagger.\"
Patti explains that he would need security against the loan, so the frog poduces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Very confused, Patti goes to consult the manager.
She says, \"There\'s a frog outside who wants to borrow £20,000. and he wants to use this elephant as collateral. I mean, what the heck is it?\"
And the manager said:
\"It\'s a nick-nack, Patti Whack,
give the frog a loan,
His old man\'s a rolling stone\"
[Edited on 28/1/2004 by John]