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In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
\"Do not use while sleeping\".
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On a bag of Chips:
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On a bar of Palmolive soap:
\"Directions: Use like regular soap\".
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On some frozen dinners:
\"Serving suggestion: Defrost\".
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On Nanna\'s Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
\"Do not turn upside down\".
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
\"Product will be hot after heating\".
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On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
\"Do not iron clothes on body\".
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On Boot\'s Children Cough Medicine:
\"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication\".
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On Nytol Sleep Aid:
\"Warning: May cause drowsiness\".
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On most brands of Christmas lights:
\"For indoor or outdoor use only\".
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On a Japanese food processor:
\"Not to be used for the other use\".
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On Nobby\'s peanuts:
\"Warning: contains nuts\".
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
\"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts\".
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On a child\'s superman costume:
\"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly\".
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
\"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals\".
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Myer hairdryer:
\"Do not use while sleeping\".
---------------------------------------------
On a bag of Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
-----------------------------------------------
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
\"Directions: Use like regular soap\".
-------------------------------------------------------
On some frozen dinners:
\"Serving suggestion: Defrost\".
------------------------------------------------
On Nanna\'s Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom):
\"Do not turn upside down\".
----------------------------------------------
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
\"Product will be hot after heating\".
---------------------------------------------------
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
\"Do not iron clothes on body\".
----------------------------------------------------
On Boot\'s Children Cough Medicine:
\"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication\".
---------------------------------------------------------
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
\"Warning: May cause drowsiness\".
-----------------------------------------------------------
On most brands of Christmas lights:
\"For indoor or outdoor use only\".
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On a Japanese food processor:
\"Not to be used for the other use\".
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On Nobby\'s peanuts:
\"Warning: contains nuts\".
-------------------------------------------------------
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
\"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts\".
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On a child\'s superman costume:
\"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly\".
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
\"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals\".