another nun joke

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It was time for Father John\'s Saturday night bath,
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> and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the
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> bath water
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> and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.
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> Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at
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> Father John\'s nakedness if she could help it, do
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> whatever he told
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> her to do,and pray.
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> The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene
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> how the Saturday night bath had gone.
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> \"Oh, sister,\" said the young nun dreamily,\"I\'ve been
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> saved.\"
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> \"Saved? And how did that come about?\" asked the old
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> nun.
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> \"Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub,he
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> asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he
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> guided my hand down
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> between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key
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> to Heaven.\"
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> \"Did he now?\" said the old nun evenly.
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> Sister Magdalene continued, \"And Father John said
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> that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of
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> Heaven would be opened to me
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> and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace.
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> And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my
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> lock.\"
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> \"Is that a fact?\" said the old nun even more evenly.
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> \"At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the
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> pathway to salvation was often painful and that the
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> glory of God would soon
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> swell my heart with ecstasy.And it did,it felt so
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> good being saved.\"
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> \"That wicked old *******\" said the old nun. \"He told
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> me it was
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> Gabriel\'s Horn, and I\'ve been blowing it for 40
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> years.\"

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