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A Catholic priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michgan university in Marquette
They would get together two or three times a day for coffee and to talk shop
One day someone made the comment that preaching to people isn.t hard, a real challange would be to preach to a bear!! They decided to experiment .they would all go out into the woods find a bear,preachto it,and attempt to convert it. seven days later,they,re all together to discuss the experiment
Father Flannery,who has is arm in a sling and on crutches bandaged head to foot goes first.\"Well i went to the wood fond me a bear read to him the catechism,well the bear didn\'t want to know and began to attack me, so i grabbed my holy water sprinkled him \'Holy Mother of God he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him his first communion and confirmation
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next, he was in a wheel chair, with an arm and both legs in casts with an iv drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he explained \"Well we don\'t sprinkle! as you know brothers i found my bear then read to him from God\'s Holy Word. But that bear wanted nothing to do with me so itook hold of him and we began to wrestle, we wrestled up hill up another and down another until we came to a creek So i quickley dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said he became as gentle as a lamb.We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus\"
They both looked at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed,he was in a body cast and traction with IV\'S and monitors running in and out of him ,he was in a terrible state
The Rabbi looked up when they came in and say\'s \"Looking back on it ,circumcision may not have been the way to start!!!\"
They would get together two or three times a day for coffee and to talk shop
One day someone made the comment that preaching to people isn.t hard, a real challange would be to preach to a bear!! They decided to experiment .they would all go out into the woods find a bear,preachto it,and attempt to convert it. seven days later,they,re all together to discuss the experiment
Father Flannery,who has is arm in a sling and on crutches bandaged head to foot goes first.\"Well i went to the wood fond me a bear read to him the catechism,well the bear didn\'t want to know and began to attack me, so i grabbed my holy water sprinkled him \'Holy Mother of God he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him his first communion and confirmation
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next, he was in a wheel chair, with an arm and both legs in casts with an iv drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he explained \"Well we don\'t sprinkle! as you know brothers i found my bear then read to him from God\'s Holy Word. But that bear wanted nothing to do with me so itook hold of him and we began to wrestle, we wrestled up hill up another and down another until we came to a creek So i quickley dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said he became as gentle as a lamb.We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus\"
They both looked at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed,he was in a body cast and traction with IV\'S and monitors running in and out of him ,he was in a terrible state
The Rabbi looked up when they came in and say\'s \"Looking back on it ,circumcision may not have been the way to start!!!\"