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    Irish medical dictionary

    Artery - The study of paintings

    Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

    Barium - What doctors do when patients die

    Benign - What you be, after you be eight

    Caesarean Section - A neighbourhood in Rome

    Catscan - Searching for Kitty

    Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

    Colic - A sheep dog

    Coma - A punctuation mark

    Dilate - To live long

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - Quicker than someone else

    Fibula - A small lie

    Impotent - Distinguished, well known

    Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work

    Medical Staff - A Doctor\'s cane

    Morbid - A higher offer

    Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates

    Node - I knew it

    Outpatient - A person who has fainted

    Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis

    Post Operative - A letter carrier

    Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

    Rectum - Nearly killed him

    Secretion - Hiding something

    Seizure - Roman emperor

    Tablet - A small table

    Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

    Tumour - One plus one more

    Urine - Opposite of you\'re out

    2 x Condoms - To be sure, to be sure

    absolute class lol
    bert
    Cheers Bert

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    Adam

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      You can take the lad out of Walker but .......

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        lmao bert pure class

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