Catholic school girl

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Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, \"When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!\" Sister Catherine\'s eyes grow wide and she barked, \"What did you say?!\"
\"A prostitute!\" Sheila exclaimed. Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said \"Whew! Thank God! I thought you said \'A Protestant\'!\"