quick joke
A woman was in a coma. A male nurse was in her room giving her a sponge bath. He was just washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when he touched her.
He went to the woman\'s husband and explained what happened, telling him, \"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring your wife out of the coma.\"
The husband was sceptical, but the nurse assured him that he\'d close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife\'s room. After a few minutes the woman\'s monitor flat-lined. No pulse, no heart rate.
The nurse ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his trousers, and saying, \"I think she choked.\"
A woman was in a coma. A male nurse was in her room giving her a sponge bath. He was just washing her private area, and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when he touched her.
He went to the woman\'s husband and explained what happened, telling him, \"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring your wife out of the coma.\"
The husband was sceptical, but the nurse assured him that he\'d close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife\'s room. After a few minutes the woman\'s monitor flat-lined. No pulse, no heart rate.
The nurse ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his trousers, and saying, \"I think she choked.\"