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A Kiss and a Slap
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through
the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit
except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her
grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are
interested in each because they are giving each other \"looks.\" Soon the
train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of
the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When
the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a
word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: \"It was very brash for that
young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I\'m glad she slapped him.\" The
General manager is setting there thinking: \"I didn\'t know the young tech
was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn\'t missed him
when she slapped and hit me!\" The young woman was sitting and thinking:
\"I\'m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped
him!\" The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He
thought to himself: \"Life at Boeing is good. How often does a guy have
the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at
the same time!!!!!
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through
the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit
except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her
grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young tech are
interested in each because they are giving each other \"looks.\" Soon the
train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of
the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When
the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a
word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: \"It was very brash for that
young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I\'m glad she slapped him.\" The
General manager is setting there thinking: \"I didn\'t know the young tech
was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn\'t missed him
when she slapped and hit me!\" The young woman was sitting and thinking:
\"I\'m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped
him!\" The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He
thought to himself: \"Life at Boeing is good. How often does a guy have
the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his General manager all at
the same time!!!!!