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    News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
    wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

    Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split \"He has
    been my crutch for so long!!\" She said in an earlier briefing, \"I have
    no idea why this has happened, I\'m stumped\"

    She\'s reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil
    as possible.\"She\'s running around in circles\", according to a close
    friend, \"she will need all the support she can get its not like its
    easy to walk out on a relationship like this\"

    It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
    marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing
    a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
    subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn\'t been signed it
    is believed that she won\'t have a leg to stand on.

    Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have
    been the cause. \"She\'s terrible\" a source stated, \"always trying to get
    her leg over\". Another source has suggested that her battle with
    alcoholism was the cause. \"Macca couldn\'t handle it anymore\" a friend
    said \"he would get home at night and find her legless\"

    Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
    that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg
    for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a
    plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg.

    Cheers Alan...

  • #2
    corker alan lol im ****ing me self laughing

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    • #3
      £200,000,000 divorce settlement

      I wouldn\'t mind being in her shoe

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      • #4
        now now peter......... shoes even if one is plastic!!

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        • #5
          she can go back to her old job
          w.h.o.r.e


          sless

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          • #6
            she would probably do alright as well,bit of a novelty
            Cheers Alan...

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            • #7
              i dont think i could stump up the cash


              sless

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              • #8
                probably charge a arm and a leg
                Cheers Alan...

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