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Ye olde parrot joke
A man gets on a plane and takes his seat, only to realise that the occupant
of the seat next to him is a parrot.
The plane takes off and after some minutes a stewardess approaches. \"Can I
get you anything, sir?\" she asks the man. \"Yes, I\'ll have a coffee, please.
\"And for you, sir?\" she asks the parrot. \"A double whisky and coke, bitch,
and make it quick, I\'m thirsty!\" demands the parrot.
The stewardess returns a few minutes later with the parrot\'s drink, which
he snatches without a word. \"Excuse me,\" says the man, \"but I ordered a
coffee\". \"Did you, sir? I\'m sorry, I\'ll get you one straight away\".
By this time the parrot has finished his drink. \"Anything else for you,
sir?\" the stewardess asks the parrot. \"Yeah, I want another double whisky
and coke, and be quick, bitch, I can\'t wait all night!\"
Again the stewardess returns with the parrot\'s drink and without the
coffee.
Naturally the man thinks the only way he is going to get any service is to
adopt the attitude of his fellow passenger. \"Listen here you stupid cow,\"
he says to the stewardess, \"I want my bloody coffee and I want it now!\"
Two minutes later the stewardess returns but this time with two enormous
security guards, who proceed to manhandle the man and the parrot to the
back of the plane, open the door and eject them from the plane.
As they hurtle uncontrollably towards earth from 6 miles up the parrot
turns to the man and says, \"You\'re a bit of a lippy b@st@rd for someone who
can\'t fly, aren\'t you!
A man gets on a plane and takes his seat, only to realise that the occupant
of the seat next to him is a parrot.
The plane takes off and after some minutes a stewardess approaches. \"Can I
get you anything, sir?\" she asks the man. \"Yes, I\'ll have a coffee, please.
\"And for you, sir?\" she asks the parrot. \"A double whisky and coke, bitch,
and make it quick, I\'m thirsty!\" demands the parrot.
The stewardess returns a few minutes later with the parrot\'s drink, which
he snatches without a word. \"Excuse me,\" says the man, \"but I ordered a
coffee\". \"Did you, sir? I\'m sorry, I\'ll get you one straight away\".
By this time the parrot has finished his drink. \"Anything else for you,
sir?\" the stewardess asks the parrot. \"Yeah, I want another double whisky
and coke, and be quick, bitch, I can\'t wait all night!\"
Again the stewardess returns with the parrot\'s drink and without the
coffee.
Naturally the man thinks the only way he is going to get any service is to
adopt the attitude of his fellow passenger. \"Listen here you stupid cow,\"
he says to the stewardess, \"I want my bloody coffee and I want it now!\"
Two minutes later the stewardess returns but this time with two enormous
security guards, who proceed to manhandle the man and the parrot to the
back of the plane, open the door and eject them from the plane.
As they hurtle uncontrollably towards earth from 6 miles up the parrot
turns to the man and says, \"You\'re a bit of a lippy b@st@rd for someone who
can\'t fly, aren\'t you!