Sir Paul McCartney Divorce Settlement.

[jason]

Paul and Heather signed a pronuptual agreement - now that they are separating she is to get the house, £800000000, half the land 4 cars, the boat and a plane - but she will have to use imac on the other leg.

[sless]

i hope she gets woodworm
i always thought she was flogging her box
well she certainly did

stella must be saying
dad i told you so

you could have got a £1000 a night whore from anywhere

[sless]

this has cos t a hell of a lot
check it out
cheaper on ebay
lol

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6278528611&rd=1&sspage name=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

[alan]

did\'nt know she lost her other leg as well

[peter.m]

Apparently they met in South Africa after a mining accident. One of the miners was in a bar when he said \"I\'m knackered now, who\'d want a one legged gold digger?\"

[alan]

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

Just got that one by text ..

[tonybax]

i lay upon a grassy bank my hands were all a quiver, i slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.


poem by paul mc cartney.

[jason]

She has just asked for the whole of his estate but a mccartney spokes person has said

\"She can claim all she wants but we feel she does not have a leg to stand on.\"

[Norman]

they reckon she liked a bit of log over ..........

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]

, some brilliant ones there lads I\'m in a kink here.

[jason]

i have had a change of mind and am totally disgusted with both my posts and those of others on the subject of what can only be a difficult time for both of them - i think our actions have been prosthetic!!!!

[SIXFOOTSTEVE]