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>*HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN*
>> >
>> >Take off
>> clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket
>> >according to lights and darks.
>> >
>> >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>> >
>> >If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> >Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
>
>> >sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.
>> >
>> >Get in the shower.
>> >
>> >Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
>> >pumice
>
>> >stone.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> >vitamins.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.
>> >
>> >Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint.
>> >
>> >Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
>red.
>> >
>> >Wash entire rest of
>> body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>> >
>> >Rinse conditioner off hair.
>> >
>> >Shave armpits and legs.
>> >
>> >Turn off shower.
>> >
>> >Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>> >
>> >Spray mould spots of shower with tile cleaner.
>> >
>> >Get out of shower.
>> >
>> >Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> >
>> >Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.
>> >
>> >Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head.
>> >
>> >If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >================================================= ============
>> >
>> >*HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN*
>> >
>> >Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a
pile
>
>> >on the floor.
>> >
>> >Walk naked to the bathroom.
>> >
>> >If you see
>> your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
>> >\"woo-woo\" sound.
>> >
>> >Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy
>
>> >and scratch your bum.
>> >
>> >Get in the shower.
>> >
>> >Wash your face.
>> >
>> >Wash your armpits.
>> >
>> >Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
>> >
>> >Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>> >
>> >Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>> >
>> >Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair.
>> >
>> >Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>> >
>> >Wee.
>> >
>> >Rinse off and get out of shower.
>> >
>> >Partially dry off.
>> >
>> >Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
>the
>> >whole
>> time.
>> >
>> >Admire willy size in mirror again.
>> >
>> >Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>> >
>> >Return to bedroom, if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her
>and
>> >make the \"woo-woo\" sound again.
>> >
>> >Throw wet towel on bed.
>> >
>> >
>> >I KNOW YOU\'RE LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE MOST OF IT IS TRUE ! ! ! !
>>
>>
>
>> >
>> >Take off
>> clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket
>> >according to lights and darks.
>> >
>> >Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>> >
>> >If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >
>> >Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
more
>
>> >sit-ups/leg-lifts etc.
>> >
>> >Get in the shower.
>> >
>> >Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
>> >pumice
>
>> >stone.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
>> >vitamins.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean.
>> >
>> >Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint.
>> >
>> >Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
>red.
>> >
>> >Wash entire rest of
>> body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>> >
>> >Rinse conditioner off hair.
>> >
>> >Shave armpits and legs.
>> >
>> >Turn off shower.
>> >
>> >Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>> >
>> >Spray mould spots of shower with tile cleaner.
>> >
>> >Get out of shower.
>> >
>> >Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>> >
>> >Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel.
>> >
>> >Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head.
>> >
>> >If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>> >================================================= ============
>> >
>> >*HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN*
>> >
>> >Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a
pile
>
>> >on the floor.
>> >
>> >Walk naked to the bathroom.
>> >
>> >If you see
>> your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the
>> >\"woo-woo\" sound.
>> >
>> >Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy
>
>> >and scratch your bum.
>> >
>> >Get in the shower.
>> >
>> >Wash your face.
>> >
>> >Wash your armpits.
>> >
>> >Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
>> >
>> >Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
>> >
>> >Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>> >
>> >Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
>> >
>> >Wash your hair.
>> >
>> >Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>> >
>> >Wee.
>> >
>> >Rinse off and get out of shower.
>> >
>> >Partially dry off.
>> >
>> >Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath
>the
>> >whole
>> time.
>> >
>> >Admire willy size in mirror again.
>> >
>> >Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>> >
>> >Return to bedroom, if you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her
>and
>> >make the \"woo-woo\" sound again.
>> >
>> >Throw wet towel on bed.
>> >
>> >
>> >I KNOW YOU\'RE LAUGHING NOW BECAUSE MOST OF IT IS TRUE ! ! ! !
>>
>>
>
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