wearing trousers

[sless]

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side

\"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was

take off my trousers,\" he said. \"I gave them to your mother and told her to

put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me

that she couldn\'t possibly wear them, as they were too large.



I told her, \"of course they\'re too big. I wear the trousers in this

family and I always will.\" Ever since that day, we have never had a

single problem.\"







Jack took his father\'s advice and as soon as he got Jill alone

after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to

Jill and told her to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big

and she couldn\'t possibly wear them. \"Exactly, replied Jack. I wear the

trousers in this relationship and I always will. I don\'t want you to forget that.\"





Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. Try

these on,\" she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.







\" I can\'t possibly get into your knickers,\" said Jack.







\"Exactly,\" replied Jill. And if you don\'t change your f*cking

attitude, you never will.\"

[Mike.Haley]

Funny enough, thats what my missus said whern we got married. I still cant get into them.

[jason]

exactly we have all been there. :P :P :P
OOps sorry mike I dont mean your missus - nearly had a slip of the tongue oops there i go again LOL

[sless]

slip and inch and your in the sh it

[craigyboy]

lol

[fishfinder]

lmao

[Mike.Haley]

When god created woman what ever possesed him to put the pleasure garden between the sewage farm and the waterworks.

[sless]

it was the council that done that
hahaha