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Dear Technical support
18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded to Wife1.0. while Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSe xPlus and
Cleanhouse2005.
Shortley after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
in Wife1.0s memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0
also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and Email filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.
These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what
the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
shoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itsel to my
Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherinLaw, which
can\'t be turned off.
Recently, I\'ve been temoted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that Wife 1.0 detects
mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling
itself.
Please help.
And on the flip side????
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall performance,particularly in the Flower and
Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuble programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesireable
programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 5.3 and Cricket 3.0. conversation 8.0
no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I\'ve tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed
Desperate
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Dear desperate
First keep in mind, boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command:
C://ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
installs Guilt 3.0. if that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy silence2.5, happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
Tech Support.
18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as Ladsnightout 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they
caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded to Wife1.0. while Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSe xPlus and
Cleanhouse2005.
Shortley after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very
unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored
in Wife1.0s memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0
also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and Email filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.
These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what
the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
shoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to
be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itsel to my
Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherinLaw, which
can\'t be turned off.
Recently, I\'ve been temoted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that Wife 1.0 detects
mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling
itself.
Please help.
And on the flip side????
Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall performance,particularly in the Flower and
Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuble programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesireable
programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 5.3 and Cricket 3.0. conversation 8.0
no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I\'ve tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed
Desperate
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear desperate
First keep in mind, boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command:
C://ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically
installs Guilt 3.0. if that application works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers
3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy silence2.5, happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck
Tech Support.
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