Tweet
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who\'s not a creep,
One who\'s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who\'ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he\'s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won\'t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who\'ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to \"how big is my behind?\"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with big jugs, lots of money and who
owns an off-licence and fishing boat. This doesn\'t rhyme and I don\'t give a
toss.
Amen
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who\'s not a creep,
One who\'s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who\'ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he\'s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won\'t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who\'ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to \"how big is my behind?\"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with big jugs, lots of money and who
owns an off-licence and fishing boat. This doesn\'t rhyme and I don\'t give a
toss.
Amen
Comment