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    Two young Students touring the wild west while on college leave in the 1990 stumble into a Red Indian reserve , they meet the local people and have a few drinks ,but as it is a really small run down place ,they decide only to stay one night ,in the bar they get talking to a young Squaw ,who tells them that her Father knows all there is to know but it will cost them $5 ,so after a few more drinks they go and see if they can catch the old man out - his Tippee was old a bedragled ,they enter

    they greet the old man with a drunken how with palm held in salute ,the Red Indian asks them what their question is

    One of the lads says ,what was the first game of the 1979/80 season at St James Park and what was the score and scorers- he was more than confidant that this would be a question The Red Indian would not know as ,his village was stuck in the outbacks of beyond

    The old man thought for a while and replied Oldham-3-2 -withe and Shoulder ,the pair of them stood in utter amazment at how right he was ,they both popped $5 in the tin can and left the village ,still bewildred at how he got it right

    Many Years Later ,they both return with there wives and children ,as they are driving down the freeway the remember the run down village and tell the story to there families ,Suddenly as they cross the bridge they see this amazing town all neon signs ,casinos and nightclubs etc , and the old man who is in a luxery penthouse ,but this time its $100 a question ,they reckon for old times sake they should pay a visit to him , so they join the vast queue - on entering ,they raise their hand and greet the Red Indian \"HOW\"
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    Withe was from a Corner and Shoulder got two penalties

  • #2
    nice one
    Cheers Alan...

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