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  • Monica Lewinsky.

    In a hotel room, Jim Morrisson is in one corner with the rest of his
    band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison
    and Ringo Star - all are naked.

    Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson
    and begins to play the pink oboe. She then starts on his
    guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.

    When she\'s finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon
    and begins to do the same to him.

    At that moment, there\'s a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a
    wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck
    and shouts \"Oi, you\'re only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!\"

  • #2
    how dare(no pun intended)you joke about the woman i love like that

    very good though
    hahaha


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    • #3
      how dare(no pun intended)you joke about the woman i love like that
      Sless, did you know the woman you love is hard of hearing, that\'s what started the Zippergate scandal with Bill Clinton, as he had only told her to \"SACK THE COOK\"

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      • #4
        how dare(no pun intended)you joke about the woman i love like that
        you cheating on camilla now sless???????

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        • #5
          now hey we can all dream about beautiful women
          just happens that they are beautiful

          zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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          • #6
            lol Davey
            Cheers Alan...

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            • #7
              there both rude aswell
              hahaha


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              • #8
                there both rude aswell
                hahaha
                saw an interview with sheena easton (remember her??)

                she was slagging off monica for being messy, sheena reckons she wouldn\'t have spilt a drop,

                (good scottish lass that she is).........lol

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                • #9
                  if she has of swallowed it
                  clinton would still be in a job
                  hahaha


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