In a hotel room, Jim Morrisson is in one corner with the rest of his
band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Star - all are naked.
Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson
and begins to play the pink oboe. She then starts on his
guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.
When she\'s finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon
and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there\'s a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a
wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck
and shouts \"Oi, you\'re only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!\"
band; in another corner are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison
and Ringo Star - all are naked.
Monica Lewinsky walks in, drops to her knees in front of Jim Morrisson
and begins to play the pink oboe. She then starts on his
guitarist, bassist, then his drummer and the keyboard player.
When she\'s finished, she licks her lips and wanders over to John Lennon
and begins to do the same to him.
At that moment, there\'s a huge crash and Michael Caine smashes through a
wall in a Mini-Cooper. He jumps out, grabs her by the scruff of the neck
and shouts \"Oi, you\'re only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off!\"
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