Best Aussie joke of recent times

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Best Aussie joke of recent times

22-03-2006, 09:29 AM

Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

\"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.\"

His wife is lying in bed and replies:

\"I think you\'ll find that\'s a sheep, you idiot.\"

The man says:

\"I think you\'ll find I wasn\'t talking to you.\"
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24-03-2006, 06:20 PM

Class !

Regards, Graham
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24-03-2006, 10:37 PM

Sweet as a nut mate,minted tinted,PMSFL

FIND THE ROCKS AND KELP AND YOU WILL FIND ME

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24-03-2006, 10:51 PM

Just sent it to my mate in Melbourne ..excellent

You can take the lad out of Walker but .......
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24-03-2006, 11:46 PM

i bet he dropped his sheep
great one

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