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Bloke walks into a bar and is served by a robot barman....
The robot pours him the perfect pint, and then asks him, \"What\'s your IQ?\"
The man replies \"150\" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and
international development issues.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, \"This is really cool.\" He
decides to test the robot so he walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink.
Again, the robot serves him a perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
\"What\'s your IQ?\"
The man responds, \"about 100.\"
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
rugby, supermodels, favorite foods, guns, and body parts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, \"What\'s your IQ?\"
The man replies, \"Er, 30, I think.\"
And the robot says... real slowly,
\"So............... who do you think we\'ll get to replace Mick Mc Carthy?\"
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