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Work vs Prison
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it .
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour
in PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you .
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for yourself
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can\'t even speak to your family on the phone
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
AT WORK...they are called managers
Have a Great Day at WORK - I\'m going to PRISON
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it .
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour
in PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you .
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
for yourself
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet .
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can\'t even speak to your family on the phone
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens .
AT WORK...they are called managers
Have a Great Day at WORK - I\'m going to PRISON