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>LITTLE TONY ON MATHS
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> A teacher asks her class, \"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
> and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?\" She calls on
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> He replies, \"None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.\"
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> The teacher replies, \"The correct answer is 4, but I like your
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> Then little TONY says, \"I have a question for YOU.\"
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> \"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
> delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and suc-king the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?\"
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>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, \"Well, I suppose the one
> that\'s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.\"
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> To which Little TONY replied, \"The correct answer is \'the one with
> the wedding ring on,\" but I like your thinking.\"
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> A teacher asks her class, \"If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
> and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?\" She calls on
> little TONY.
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> He replies, \"None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.\"
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> The teacher replies, \"The correct answer is 4, but I like your
> thinking.\"
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> Then little TONY says, \"I have a question for YOU.\"
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> \"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
> delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and suc-king the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?\"
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>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, \"Well, I suppose the one
> that\'s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.\"
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> To which Little TONY replied, \"The correct answer is \'the one with
> the wedding ring on,\" but I like your thinking.\"