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A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy
Class
> Gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The Flight
> attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells
the
> blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she Will have to
go
and
> sit in the back. The blonde replies \"I\'m blonde, I\'m beautiful, I\'m
going
to
> Melbourne and I\'m staying right here!\"
>
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot
And
> co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class That
belongs
> in Economy and won\'t move back to her seat. The co-pilot Goes
> back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only
paid
> for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have
to
> leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, \"I\'m
blonde,I\'m
> beautiful, I\'m going to Melbourne and I\'m staying Right here!\"
>
>
> Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use
and
that
> he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
This
> blonde woman that won\'t listen to reason. The pilot says, \"You
> say she\'s blonde? I\'ll handle this, I\'m married to a blonde,
and
I
> Speak blonde!\" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
she
says
> \"Oh, I\'m sorry - I had no idea,\" gets up and moves back to
> her seat in The economy section. The flight attendant and
co-pilot
> are amazed and Asked him what he said to make her move without any
fuss.
> The Pilot Replied \"I told her First Class isn\'t going to
Melbourne\".
Adam
Class
> Gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The Flight
> attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells
the
> blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she Will have to
go
and
> sit in the back. The blonde replies \"I\'m blonde, I\'m beautiful, I\'m
going
to
> Melbourne and I\'m staying right here!\"
>
>
> The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot
And
> co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class That
belongs
> in Economy and won\'t move back to her seat. The co-pilot Goes
> back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only
paid
> for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have
to
> leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, \"I\'m
blonde,I\'m
> beautiful, I\'m going to Melbourne and I\'m staying Right here!\"
>
>
> Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use
and
that
> he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest
This
> blonde woman that won\'t listen to reason. The pilot says, \"You
> say she\'s blonde? I\'ll handle this, I\'m married to a blonde,
and
I
> Speak blonde!\" He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and
she
says
> \"Oh, I\'m sorry - I had no idea,\" gets up and moves back to
> her seat in The economy section. The flight attendant and
co-pilot
> are amazed and Asked him what he said to make her move without any
fuss.
> The Pilot Replied \"I told her First Class isn\'t going to
Melbourne\".
Adam